Fuck a Little Pig

Tune: ???

CHORUS:
Singing, Hey jigga-jig, fuck a little pig
Follow the hash,
Follow the hash, with my cock in your gash. (Men)

OR - Follow the hash with your cock in my gash (Wimmin)

Singing, Hey jigga-jig, fuck a little pig
Follow the hash,
Follow the hash all the way.

My boyfriend's a hasher, a hasher, a hasher,
A mighty fine hasher is he, is he.
All day long he lays trail, he lays trail, he lays trail,
And when he comes home he lays me. (CHORUS)

Carpenter,/bangs nails,/bangs me.
Cowgirl,/ides broncs/rides me
Baker/kneads bread/needs me
Truck driver/grinds gears/grinds me
Postman/stuffs letter boxes/stuffs me
Plumber/lays pipe/lays me.
Postman/licks stamps/licks me.
Chef/eats this, he eats that/eats me.
Glassblower/she blows glass/blows me.
Bricklayer/lays brick/lays me
Lawyer/fucks you/fucks me
Dentist/drills you/drills me
Taxidermist/stuffs dead things/stuffs me
Psychoanalyst/analyzes patients/anal-izes me.
Pimp/beats whores/beats me.
Stool Pigeon/fingers crooks/fingers me.
Asthmatic/sucks air/sucks me.
Student/fucks off/fucks me.
Guitarist/plays licks/licks me.
Hasher/runs trail/snores.
Prostitute/fucks you/goes to sleep.

 

Keywords: hashsong, animal, innuendo