Fucking Hell She's Ugly

Tune: All I Want is a Room Somewhere

All I want is a whore somewhere,
Great big labia, no pubic hair,
Open mouth with no teeth there,
Oh fucking hell, she's ugerly, ugerly.

Great big tits that hang so slack,
One is yellow and the other is black,
Oh boy, have you seen her crack.
Oh fucking hell, she's ugerly, ugerly.

She's got stretch marks on her guts
Just like all the other sluts
An abortion mark that opens and shuts.
Oh fucking hell, she's ugerly, ugerly.

Took her home to meet my mum.
Dad saw her and nearly come
"Son," he said, "have you seen her bum?"
Oh fucking hell, she's ugerly, ugerly.

She's hunch backed with a broken nose
Got one club foot with an ingrown toe
Her menstrual flow comes out of her nose.
Oh fucking hell, she's ugerly, ugerly.

She's got acne you wouldn't believe,
Broken teeth and breath like cheese.
Her pubic hair is alive with fleas.
Oh fucking hell, she's ugerly, ugerly.

She wears a wig 'cos she's got no hair
The shit cling to her underwear
I should know 'cos I've been there
Oh fucking hell, she's ugerly, ugerly.

She buys her clothes in Pasar Baru
To keep them on she uses glue
When I take her out my friends all spew
Oh fucking hell, she's ugerly, ugerly.

Her wooden leg is far too short
Her one glass eye's got a list to port
I've shagged her mum, she's such a sport,
Oh fucking hell, she's ugerly, ugerly.

I met her when she was thirty-five
I looked into those criss-cross eyes
It was hard to tell if she were dead or alive,
Oh fucking hell, she's ugerly, ugerly.

She said, "Grab me by the private parts."
As I did she blew a fart.
Followed with a grunt from within her cunt,
Oh fucking hell, she's ugerly, ugerly.

She said, "Grab me again while the feeling lasts."
Then you can poke it up my arse.
I said, "No, I think I'll pass."
Oh fucking hell, she's ugerly, ugerly.

Now she's dead and there ain't no more
I fucked to death that rotten whore
My balls are red and my prick's so sore.
Oh fucking hell, she's ugerly, ugerly.

 

Keywords: ugly, sex, parody