Fort Eustis Down-Down Songs

Tune: ???
From: Ft. Eustis HHH Songbook

TO VIOLATORS:
All: You worthless, sniveling piece of trash,
Now you've gone and shown your ass!
GM: Your behavior's unfit!
You must learn hash tradition!
All: So charge your vessel and assume the position:
On your knees, asshole!
Drink it down, down, down . . .

TO THE SLOW DRINKER:
All this time that you're taking,
I know that you're faking,
We could be masturbating,
I fear.
Now we've run out of song,
And we won't get along,
Until you finish,
That fucking beer!

Keywords: hashsong, business, circle