Eye, Yeye, Yeye, Yeye

Tune: Frito Bandito

Eye, Yeye, yeye, yeye,
Rodriguez the Mexican pervert,
He buggered his mother,
And cornholed his brother,
So they waltzed him around by his willy.

Eye, yeye, yeye, yeye, your mother swims after troop ships*.

CHORUS:
So sing me another verse,
That's worse than the other verse,
and waltz me around by my willy.

There once was a girl from Nantique
Whose sex life was very erratic
She dodged every feller from 3d floor to cellar
But slept with them all in the attic.

Eye, yeye, yeye, yeye, your sister could suck start a Harley (CHORUS)

There once was a couple from Adair
That made love at the top of the stair
On the sixty-eighth stroke, the banister broke
And they did 69 in the air.

There once was a girl from Jayling
Who said she had no sexual feeling
Until a cynic named Boris touched her clitoris
And they're still scraping her off the ceiling.

There once was a young man from Brighton
Who said to a young lass, "You're a tight 'un!"
She said, "Oh my God you're in the wrong one.
There's plenty of room in the right one."

There once was a man named Bruno
Who said "Fucking is on thing I do know.
A woman is divine, t boy is more fine.
But a llama is numero uno."

There once was a young lady from Dallas
Who used dynamite as a phallus
They found her vagina in North Carolina
And bits of her tits in Dallas.

There once was a woman from Peru
Who stuffed up her pussy with glue
She said with a grin they'll fight to get in
And they'll fight to get out of it too!

There once was a woman from Abude
Who went to the movies in the nude
A man up front said, "I smell cunt"
Just like that, right out loud, Bloody Rude!

There once was a villain most feared
Who tied a girl to the train tracks and leered
But he tied her up wrong ways, not crossways but long ways.
And a forty car train disappeared.

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who's dick was so long he could suck it
So he would say with a grin,
As he wiped off his chin,
If my ear were a cunt I would fuck it.

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who took a pig in the bushes to fuck it
But as he entered from the rear, the pig squealed
"NO!, come around here,
Enter from the front and I'll suck it.

(Actually, you can use any limerick, there's thousands of them.)

*REFRAINS (Insults):
Your mother and father were brothers.
Your brother fills empty cream donuts.
Your father eats your brothers cream donuts.
Your mother and sister are brothers
Your sister leaves slime trails like snails.
Your mother does squat thrusts on fire hydrants.
Your mother/sister licks bat shit off cave walls.
Your brother eats grandpa's donuts
Your sister douches with Drano.
Your sister swims after troop ships,
And catches them,
And swims back.
Your sister's in love with a carrot.
Your sister goes down for a quarter .
Your sister sucks moose cum off pine cones
Your father does eight year old Brownies
Your mother uses Frisbees for diaphragms.
Your sister got turned down by hashers.
Your mother eats shit and lives.
Your mother's vibrator is made by John Deere.
Your mother sucks farts from dead chickens.
Your mother uses hamsters for tampons.
Your sister rides bikes without seats.
Your mother's so dry that the crabs carry canteens.
If you like this you're a sick motherfucker.
Your sister can suck-start a Harley.
Your mother uses tampax for teabags.
Your mother uses an orthopedic douche bag.
Your sister eats green spots out of bird shit.
Your mother goes down on Rush Limbaugh.
Rush Limbaugh goes down on your sister.

 

Keywords: limerick, insult. sex