Eric the Half a Beed

From: Monty Python

 

LEADER:
Half a bee, philosophically,
Must ipso facto half not be.
But half a bee, has got to be,
Vis a vis its entity.
D' you see?
But can a bee be said to be
Or not to be an entire bee.
When half the bee is not a bee,
Due to some ancient injury.
Singing . . .

ALL:
La di di, one two three,
Eric the Half a Bee.
A B C D E F G,
Eric the Half a Bee.

LEADER:
Is this wretched demi-bee,
Half asleep upon my knee,
Some freak from a managerie?

ALL SHOUT:
No! It's Eric the Half a Bee.

ALL SING:
Fiddle di dum, fiddle di dee,
Eric the Half a Bee.
Ho ho ho, tee hee hee,
Eric the Half a Bee.

LEADER:
I love this hive employ-ee-ee,
Bisected accidentally,
One Summer afternoon by me,
I love him carnally.

ALL:
He loves him carnally . . .

LEADER:
Semi-carnally.

(spoken)
The end.

 

Keywords: insect, sex