Dying Harlot (Version 1)

Tune: My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean

Oh, a strapping young harlot lay dying,
A pisspot supporting her head,
And all the young bludgers were 'round her,
As she leaned on her left tit and said,

"I've been fucked by the Duchies and Negroes,
I've been fucked by the Spaniards so tall,
I've been fucked by the English and Irish,
In fact, I've been fucked by them all.

So wrap me up in foreskins and Frenchies,
And bury me deep down below,
Where all those young bludgers can't catch me,
The place where all good harlots go."

 

Keywords: whore, prostitute, death