Durex is a Girl's Best Friend

Tune: Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend

A poke with a bloke may be quite incidental,
Durex is a girl's best friend,
You may get the works
But you won't be parental.
As he slides it in,
You trust that good old latex skin
As he lets fly, none gets by
'Cos it's all gathered up in the end.
This little precaution
Avoids an abortion
Durex is a girl's best friend.

 

Keywords: rubber, condom, sex