Dunkirk

Tune: It's a Long Way to Tipperary

It's a long way to Tipperary,
It's a long way to go,
It's a long way to Tipperary,
I walked it, so I know,
Good bye, Sticky Willie,
Farewell, pubic hair,
It's a long way to Tipperary,
And I've never been there.

NOTE: The idea is to get the hash singing and marching while reenacting Dunkirk.
During the song various members of the circle act out pieces of the story while
everyone else sings and marches. It helps if you've seen it performed before.
Parts are:

Sperm in soldier's ball bag
Dog barking
Cock crowing
Distant marching (STAMP FEET)
Sergeant shouting

Luftenbastards attacking (SEVERAL HASHERS WHEEL LEFT IN A CIRCLE
SHOOTING AT EVERYTHING WITH ARMS OUTSTRETCHED)

Biggles and the R.A.F. (SEVERAL HASHERS WHEEL RIGHT IN A CIRCLE
SHOOTING AT EVERYTHING WITH HANDS AROUND EYES TO LOOK
LIKE FLYING GOGGLES)

Anti-aircraft fire (SEVERAL HASHERS RAISE ARMS AND POM-POM FIRE)

 

Keywords: calisthenics