DUI

Tune: Jingle Bells
By: Bob Blevins

Suckin down a beer
Feelin' pretty loose
Just killed off a fifth
We're running out of booze.

I got Grandmas' keys
Lets go for a ride
What fun it is
To get so stinkin' drunk that you can't drive!

Oh! DUI, DUI, life is just a game.
Oh what fun it is to ride in someone elses' lane.
Oh! DUI, DUI, throw up on the dash.
We'd go to the liquor store but we ain't got no cash!

Sliding 'round the curve
In Grandma's Cadillac.
She won't even notice
If we don't bring it back (She's old!).

Look at all the sparks
Flashin' from the side.
That gaurd rail sure is close
I think we're gonna die!

Oh! DUI, DUI, fearless guys are we.
Someone roll the window down, I really gotta pee.
Oh! DUI, DUI, ride up on the curb.
Hit that asshole on the sidewalk, it's too late to swerve!

Riding through the town
Running every light
And if we find some Arabs
We're gonna start a fight (That's right!).

We would stop for breakfast
But we just hit a truck.
Grandma's got insurance
So we don't give a *BELCH!*

Oh! DUI, DUI, cops are on our ass.
Watch me push 'em off the road as they begin to pass.
Oh! DUI, DUI, now we're goin' to jail.

(slowly)

Someone better call Grandma
So she can
post . . .
our . . .
bail

Keywords: drink, drunk, holiday, Christmas