Down in Wyoming

Tune: Sweet Betsy From Pike

Twas down in Wyoming,
Where the bullshit lies thick
I was riding along, my hand on my dick
When whom should I see
But the girl I adore
It was Charlotte the harlot
The cowpuncher's whore

She's randy, she's dandy
She's my heart's delight
I fuck her by day and
I fuck her by night
And each time I fuck her
I pump in a quart
If you don't call that fucking
You fucking well ought!

 

Keywords: prostitute, whore, sex