Doggies' Meeting

Tune: God Rest Ye Merry Gentelmen (kind of)

The doggies held a meeting,
They came from near and far,
Some came by motorcycle,
And some by motorcar.

As each doggie passed the entrance,
Each doggie signed the book,
Each doggie hung his asshole,
Upon his very own hook.

An when they were assembled,
Each mother, son and sire,
A dirty little mongrel,
Got up and shouted "FIRE!"

The dogs they were in panic,
They had no time to look,
Each doggie grabbed an asshole,
From the nearest hook.

A dog is often listless
For it is very sore,
To wear another dog's asshole
He's never worn before.

And that's the only reason,
A dog will leave his bone,
To sniff another dog's asshole,
To se if it's his own.

 

Keyword: animal, dog, fire, asshole