Dickey Louse

Tune: Mickey Mouse Theme
By: Lubejob, Eugene HHH

 

Who's the little blood sucker that's after you and me?
D-I-C, K-E-Y, L-O-U-S-E!

Hi there, hey there, ho there, he's as hungry as can be,
D-I-C, K-E-Y, L-O-U-S-E!

Dickey Louse (scratchy muff!)
Dickey Louse (scratchy muff!)
Forever may he hold your hairy crotch, Tight, Tight, Tight!

When you join up at the hips he'll jump from you to me!
D-I-C, K-E-Y, L-O-U-S-E!

(Slowly)

D-I-C (Eat you real soon!)
K-E-Y (Why? Because I like you! [pointing around])
L-O-U-S-Eeee!

Keywords: vermin