Deep in the Heart of Texas

Tune: Deep in the Heart of Texas
By: Bollox, Phuket H3
Note: Song is about the 14th Texas Interhash (1997)

 

Chorus:
Deep in the Heart of Texas 
That's where the Houston Hash went 
Deep in the Heart of Texas 
Got Wet, got Pissed, fell Asleep in a Tent 
Deep in the Heart of Texas 

The Houston pack went to InterHash 
The rain came Down almost washed us Back 
Friday night was a sea of Mud 
But the Smell was Farts from Boys in the Tub 

Saturday came with Coffee and Sun 
Last nights Beers gave us all the Runs 
Jessica Rabbit wouldn't Show her Tits 
But Pinball was first to Hang out her Bits 

The Run was Shit we got Wet to the Bone 
Then the Cops told us all to Fuck  off Home 
Mighty Mouse swam for an Hour and a Half 
At least Hooter/Drummer Bill finally got a Bath 

The Nightime Run was in the Nude 
Slum Bag was a girl but now she's a Dude 
She is Mr. InterHash for all to See 
Does she now Stand up to take a Pee? 

Sunday morning with Hangover Rife 
Everybody woke up with Someone elses Wife 
In the Afternoon  we were Thrilled to Bits 
We finally saw Full Service's Tits 

Those Colonials are all so Fuckin' Queer 
Pipes says he's not from a Hash 'round Here 
Bollox spent his time with Pants firmly ON 
Almost Useless except he sang a Song 

Twister is a Game played in the Nude 
Bodies covered in Cream looked like Food 
Showtime was Better than our Boy George 
It wasn't the Sun made his Dick Sore

 

Keywords: hashsong, Texas