Deck the Halls

Tune: Deck the Halls With Boughs of Holly
Note: Politically correct version

Deck the halls with boughs of non-endangered plant species,
Fa la la la la, la la la la

'Tis the season to be self-actualizing,
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Don we now our alternate-lifestyle apparel,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la

Toll the ancient non-denominational-winter-solstice-holiday carol,
Fa la la la la, la la la la

See the blazing log of non-denominational-winter-solstice-holiday-non-endangered wood before us,
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Play the harp without unnecessary brutality and join the chorus,
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Sing we emotionally stable in a collective group effort,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la

Heedless of the weather patterns despite the effects of global warming,
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Fast away the mature year passes,
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Hail the new year without any implicit ageism, ye persons,
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Dance in a non-hierarchical manner in merry measure,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la

While I tell of non-materialistic, non-denominational- winter-solstice-holiday treasure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Keywords: holiday, Christmas