Creak Goes the Muscle

Tune: Green Grow the Rushes O

Who'll give me 1 oh?
Creak goes the muscle oh
What is your 1 oh?

One for the arrow up the steps never to be trusted
Two, two, the jogging shoes all clogged up with mud ho ho!
Three, three, the checkbacks we all missed
Four for the worn out running kit
Five for the toes of the worn out hashers
Six for the pools of vomit
Seven for the down downs after the run
Eight for the ones who turned up late
Nine for hashers lost at the check
Ten for the virgins oh so cute
Eleven for the hare who set the course
Twelve for the mismanagement of the pack

 

Keywords: hashsong, hash