Cock Robin

Tune: Who Killed Cock Robin?

Who killed Cock Robin?
"I," said the sparrow,
"With my bow and arrow.
I killed Cock Robin.

CHORUS:
(Oh the birds of the air said)
DAMN IT! STUFF IT! FUCK IT!
(when they heard Cock robin had)
KICKED THE FUCKING BUCKET!
WHEN THEY HEARD COCK ROBIN HAD,
KICKED THE FUCKING BUCKET!

Who saw him die?
"I," said the fly,
"With my little eye,
I saw him die."

Who'll did the grave?
"I," said the owl,
"With my little trowel,
I'll dig the grave.

Who'll read the prayer?
"I," said the rook,
"From my little book,
I'll read the prayer.

Who'll ring the bell?
"I," said the bull,
"With my might tool,
I'll ring the bell.

 

Keywords: animal, bird, murder