Clint Meets the Gay Caballero

Tune: ???
By: King RongJon, Gypsies in the Palace HHH, San Francisco

Clint was a cowboy, he rode on the range,
When he came into town he would sing this refrain:
Key yai yai yippie yai yai, key yai yai yippie ay,
I'll gladly pay Tuesday for a blowjob today.

On Clint at the whorehouse the door was slammed shut,
His credit not good for a worm eaten slut.
Key yai yai yippie yai yai, key yai yai yippie ay,
You cannot pay Tuesday for a blowjob today.

Into his saddle Clint dejectedly sank,
He sat on his horse and he started to wank.
Key yai yai yippie yai yai, key yai yai yippie ay,
I cannot pay Tuesday for a blowjob today.

The Gay Caballero, his name was Latrell,
Rode in with a song that made Clint's member swell.
Ke yai yai yippie yai yai, key yai yai yippie ay,
You can pay me on Tuesday for a blowjob today.

For the Gay Caballero ol' Clint was no match,
They found him sucked dry in a tumbleweed patch.
Key yai yai yippie yai yai, key yai yai yippie ay,
Well the Gay Caballero won't get paid Tuesday.

The moral is clear if you're looking for it,
A blowjob on credit is worthless as shit.
Key yai yai yippie yai yai, key yai yai yippie ay,
That's Clint meets the Gay Caballero, oy!

Keywords: sex