Christmas Carol

Tune: Silent Night

Sodomy, masturbate, fellatio, copulate,
Round the world and Hershey highway,
Fornicating in the hay,
These are tricks that I lo-ve
These are tricks that I love.

Condom, prophylactic,
Spermicide does the trick.
IUDs and birth control pills,
Pull it out and let it spill,
These will make it sa-fe,
These will make it safe.

 

Keywords: holiday, Christmas, sex