Christopher and Alice

Tune: A Nursery Rhyme

Inside the yard at Buckingham Palace
Christopher Robin went down on Alice
“Dear little Christopher knows his stuff
At `Trying the Beard' and `Noshing the Muff'
- Says Alice

Inside the yard at Buckingham Palace
Christopher Robin's still gobblin' Alice
“One more time, then after lunch
I'll reciprocate and `Munch the Trunch' “
- Says Alice

Christopher Robin is getting his knob in
Alice is down and gobblin' Robin
She won't say a word while `Tonguing the Tool'
“Cos it's rude to talk when your mouth is full”
- Says Alice

They're plating away at Buckingham Palace
Alice plates Robin and Robin plates Alice
They're laying down upon the turf
“Nothing compares with a `Soixante Neuf' “
- Says Alice

Note: Plate (verb transitive) is short for Plate of Ham,
rhyming slang for Gam, short for Gamarouche, slang f
or Cunnilingus, or more specifically Penilingisism.
Aren't you glad I shared that with you. Ian Cumming

Keywords: sex, children