Chandler's Shop

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A boy went into a chandler's chop, some candles for to buy,
But when he got to the chandler's chop, no chandler did he spy,
He loudly knocked, he loudly cried, enough to wake the dead,
But all he heard was a rat-a-tat-tat, right above his head.

Now he was a very inquisitive youth, so up the stairs he went,
And he was very surprised to find the chandler's wife in bed.
For she was lying upon back with a man between her thighs,
And they were having a rat-a-tat-tat, right before his eyes.

And when the deed was over, the wife she raised her head,
And she was very surprised to find the boy beside the bed,
"Now if you can keep my secret, boy, to you I will be kind,
And you can have a rat-a-tat-tat, whenever you feel inclined.

 

Keywords: innuendo, sex