Ballad of OJ Simpson

Tune: The Ballad of Lizzie Borden (Chad Mitchell Trio, 1961)

 

Banana Song

Yes, we have no ba-nan-as,

We have no ba-nan-as to-day.

We've limp ones and thick ones and ravages and sick ones,

And all kinds of dicks and say!

We have an old, fash-ioned cu-cum-ber,

To please you till you slum-ber.

But, yes we have no ba-nan-as,

We have no ba-nan-as today.

Keywords: celebrity, parody