Ball of Yarn

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CHORUS:
Ball of yarn
Ball of yarn
Ball of yarn
Ball of yarn
That's when I spun her little ball of yarn.

It was in the month of June,
When the flowers are in bloom,
I found her sitting out behind the barn;
As she shoveled up the gobs,
So I gently pinched her knobs,
And asked to spin her little ball of yarn.

She undressed before my sight,
We went at it all that night,
Her little body shaking stem to stern;
And the blackbird and the robin,
Saw her little butt a'bobbin,
As I spun her little ball of yarn.

It was two months after that,
In the office where I sat,
Never dreaming she had done me any harm;
And a doctor dressed in white, said,
"Man, your pecker is a sight,
It's been tangled in a little ball of yarn."

It was nine months to the day,
In the bathtub where I lay,
I felt a heavy hand on my arm;
And a policeman with a hose,
Said, "Get up and get your clothes!"
"You're the father of a little ball of yarn!"

In my prison cell I sit,
In my bathrobe in my shame.
The shadow of my finger on the wall;
And the ladies as they pass,
Stick their hatpins up my ass!
And little mice play hopscotch with my
Little ball of yarn.

 

Keywords: innuendo, sex, baby, jail