Born Dead

Tune: Born Free

Born dead!
Your baby was born dead;
All torso and no head,
Born dead to live in a jar.

Stay dead!
Don't come back to haunt me;
You really don't want me,
Born dead to live in a jar.

Brain dead!
Your husband is brain dead;
A vein popped in his head,
That sucker's a mort.

 

Keywords: baby, sick, death, disease