Boom, Oooh, Yakatata

Tune: Will You Kiss Me Tonight

CHORUS:
(Continuously Through Song)
BOOM, OOOH, YAKATATA. . .

Will you miss me tonight when I'm gone?
Will you go to bed with your see- through nighty on?
Will you reach out for your little plastic friend,
Put some baby oil around it's throbbing end?

Will you spare a thought for me while I'm gone?
Will you laugh with your friend over which is long?
Will you slide it up your thighs and up to your crack,
Smile to yourself, Thank God he's not back?

Will you miss me tonight when I'm gone?
'Cause the batteries in your friend have almost gone,
And you never could make that charger thing come on?
So now you'll miss me tonight 'cause

I'm gone, try a banana,
'Cause you'll miss me tonight 'cause
I'm gone,
Ya bitch.

 

Keywords: masturbation, dildo, fruit