Beat My Meat

From: Pig Vomit

I feel so good when I beat my meat
It gets so hard it's like concrete
Feminine flesh makes it start to rise
If it's covered with clothes, it gets undressed by my eyes
I've got plenty of pictures all over my walls
To give me inspiration while I scratch my balls
Trying to decide who's gonna be the next one
Who's face is going to wear the juice I squirt from my erection
When I beat my meat, beat my meat
Beat my meat, beat my meat Yeah, yeah, yeah!!!

When I was real young, hey I was just a teenie weenie
I used to have a hard on for "I dream of Jeannie"
She granted my wish, I was a happy little male
If I told you what I wished for though, you'd throw me in jail.
My habit was a product of a mis-spent youth
Staining floors and walls in the peep show booths
Penis physical ed - I was such a sick pup
I would make it do those push-ups every day till it threw up

Beat my meat, beat my meat Yeah, yeah, yeah!!!

Beat my meat, beat my meat Yeah, yeah, yeah!!!

 

Keywords: pig, vomit, masturbation