Birthday Song (Version 4)

Tune: Oliver!
By: Bach 'n' Forth, Palm Beach HHH, in honor of Shortcake's 50th

 

(Adapt for other hashers' birthdays as appropriate)

You're 50 years old, Shortcakes.
You've finally reached half of a century.
We hope you've got what it takes . . . to stay . . . a-live till you're 51!

Maybe it's time to take some respite from these trashing days; the end of your hashing days is near . . .
Let's hope the Chester the Molester doesn't kill you first with that home-brew shit he calls beer!

You're 50 years old, Shortcakes.
Here's wishing you lots of luck . . .
And hoping that the future holds in store for you . . . 50 more years to fuck!

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