Barnacle Bill

Tune: Barnacle Bill the Sailor

Fair Young Maiden:
"Who's that knocking at my door?"
"Who's that knocking at my door?"
"Who's that knocking at my door?"
Said the fair young maiden.

Barnacle Bill:
"It's Barnacle Bill, from over the hill,"
Said Barnacle Bill, the sailor.
"It's Barnacle Bill, from over the hill,"
Said Barnacle Bill, the sailor.

FYM: "Why are you knocking at my door?" ....etc,
BB : "Cos I'm young enough, and ready and tough ..etc,

FYM: "Shall I come and let you in?"
BB : "Open the door, you dirty old whore,"

FYM: "Will you sleep upon the floor?"
BB : "Get off the floor, you dirty old whore,"

FYM: "Will you sleep upon the mat?"
BB : "Bugger the mat, you can't fuck that,"

FYM: "Will you sleep upon the stairs?"
BB : "Bugger the stairs, they got no hairs,"

FYM: "Will you sleep upon my breasts?"
BB : "Bugger your tits, they give me the shits,"

FYM: "Will you sleep between my thighs?"
BB : "Cut the talk and open your fork,"

FYM: "Will you sleep within my cunt?"
BB : "Bugger your cunt but I'll fuck for a stunt,"

FYM: "What if we should have a child?"
BB : "Smother the bugger and fuck for another,"

FYM: "What if we should have a girl?"
BB: "We'll dig a ditch and bury the bitch."

 

Keywords: sex, violence, murder