Bagpipe Song

Tune: Scotland The Brave

* Substitute your hash for San Francisco*

Here's to the lassie with the black hairy assey
Who was lifting up her kilty at the San Francisco Hash.
(BAGPIPE SOUND)

Then there was the jockey with his upstanding cocky
Who was riding on the lassie with the black hairy assey
Who was lifting up her kilty at the San Francisco Hash.
(BAGPIPE SOUND)

Then there was the Yankee who was wanking in his hanky
At the thought of the jockey with the upstanding cocky
Who was riding on the lassie with the black hairy assey
Who was lifting up her kilty at the San Francisco Hash.
(BAGPIPE SOUND)

Then there was the queerie who was leering through his beery
At the sight of the Yankee who was wanking in his hanky
At the thought of the jockey with the upstanding cocky
Who was riding on the lassie with the black hairy assey
Who was lifting up her kilty at the San Francisco Hash.
(BAGPIPE SOUND)

Then there was the Harlot making money in the car lot
To support the a' queerie who was leering through his beery
At the sight of the Yankee who was wanking in his hanky
At the thought of the jockey with the upstanding cocky
Who was riding on the lassie with the black hairy assey
Who was lifting up her kilty at the San Francisco Hash.
(BAGPIPE SOUND)

Then there was the HASHER who was posing as a flasher
Hustling customers from the Harlot making money in the car lot
To support the a' queerie who was leering through his beery
At the sight of the Yankee who was wanking in his hanky
At the thought of the jockey with the upstanding cocky
Who was riding on the lassie with the black hairy assey
Who was lifting up her kilty at the San Francisco Hash.
(BAGPIPE SOUND)

Then there was the Wenchy doing down-down on a benchy
Making money for the HASHER who was posing as a flasher
Hustling customers from the Harlot making money in the car lot
To support the a' queerie who was leering through his beery
At the sight of the Yankee who was wanking in his hanky
At the thought of the jockey with the upstanding cocky
Who was riding on the lassie with the black hairy assey
Who was lifting up her kilty at the San Francisco Hash.
(BAGPIPE SOUND)

Now the moral of this ditty is that when in San Francisco City
And you're with your favorite girlie chasing hairs all short and curly

Just remember to take her hashing and to give her a good bashing
And keep her away from the Wenchy doing down-down on a benchy
Making money for the HASHER who was posing as a flasher
Hustling customers from the Harlot making money in the car lot
To support the a' queerie who was leering through his beery
At the sight of the Yankee who was wanking in his hanky
At the thought of the jockey with the upstanding cocky
Who was riding on the lassie with the black hairy assey
Who was lifting up her kilty at the San Francisco Hash.

 

Keywords: hashsong, Scot, sex, pubic, hair