Airplane Crash Lullaby

Tune: Rock-a-by Baby

 

Rock-a-bye baby, up in the sky
When the plane crashes, baby will die
When the wings break, the cabin will drop
And down will come baby, mommy and pop

Rock-a-bye baby, up in the air
Watch as your mommy -really- gets scared
Why does your daddy look so deranged?
Smells like they both need -their- diapers changed!

Rock-a-bye baby, down on the ground
Parts of your corpse won't ever be found
Grandaddy fox is bringing some meat
Back to his cubs as Hallowe'en treat.

Keywords: holiday, Halloween