"A" You've Got Asshole Stains

Tune: "A" You're Adorable

"A," you've got asshole stains,
"B," you've got balls for brains,
"C," you've hardly got a cock at all,
"D," like a dorker's tool,
"E," your ass exudes stool,
"F," your farts smell like fucking shit,
"G," you've got gonorrhea,
"H," hemorrhoids to your knees,
"I," eyes that run and bleed and itch,
"J," you can jack your jizz,
"K," you can kiss my phizz,
"L," fuckin' lousy son-of-a-bitch,
"M-N-O-P," menstrual blood on your prick,
"Q-R-S-T," alphabetically speaking you're S-H-I-T,
"U," make my pussy itch,
"V"-D down to your feet,
"W-X-Y-Z,"

I love to wander through the alphabet with you,
To tell the Hash what you mean to me.

 

Keywords: alphabet, sex, genitals, disease, insult