Ali Boogie

Tune: Sound Off

CHORUS:
I boogied last night,
And the night before,
I'm going back tonight,
And boogie some more.

Momma's on the bottom,
Papa's on top,
Baby's in the attic,
Filling rubbers with snot.

Momma's on the bottom,
Papa's on top,
Baby's in the cradle yelling,
"Shove it to 'er Pop!"

Momma's in the hospital,
Popper's in jail,
Sister's in the corner crying,
"Pussy for sale!"

I got a gal,
About six-foot-four,
She fucks everything,
Like a two bit whore.

I got a gal,
She lives on a hill,
She won't fuck,
But her sister will.

Daddy's got a watch,
Momma's got a ring,
Sister's got a baby,
From shaking that thing.

One and one makes two -
Two and two makes four,
If the bed breaks down,
We'll fuck on the floor.

 

Keywords: jody, cadence, sex