Aahlawetta (Version 2)

Tune: "Alouette"

(Harriettes Version, Male volunteer needed)

CHORUS:
Aahlawetta, gentile, aahlawetta,
Aahlawetta je te plumerai.

(Alternative chorus:
We're not wet yet, we're not even wet yet,
We're not wet yet, we're not even close.)

Does he have the thinning hair?
Yes, he has the thinning hair,
Thinning hair, thinning hair,
Aah, Aah, Aah, Aah. . .

CHORUS

Wrinkled brow. . .
Roving eyes. . .
Crooked nose. . .
Beer fart breath. . .
Lifeless tongue. . .
Double chin. . .
Hairy tits. . .
Big beer belly. . .
Big fat ass. . .
Tiny thing. . .
Limp dick . . .
Raisin balls. . .
Rug-burned knees. . .
Smelly feet. . .

Now isn't he a very nice guy?
Yes, he is a very nice guy,
Nice-a guy,
Nice-a guy,
Aah, Aah, Aah, Aah. . .

CHORUS

How I love his (REPEAT ALL ABOVE)

 

Keywords: harriers