And So This Is Hashmas

Tune: And So This is Christmas

And so this is Hashmas,
And a happy new year,
Get in a drunk punch-up,
And get socked in the ear.
AARH-AARH-AARH-AARH (Holding Ear)

And so this is Hashmas,
With a wink and a leer,
Let's eat too much turkey,
And drink lots of beer.
AARH-AARH-AARH-AARH (Holding Guts)

And so this is Hashmas,
No need to look glum,
We'll drink too much whiskey,
And fall on our bum.
AARH-AARH-AARH-AARH (Holding Butt)

And so this is Hashmas,
What a load of old crap,
Let's put it up your bottom,
And come on your back.
OOOH-AARH-OOOH-AARH (Demonstrating)

 

Keywords: holiday, Christmas