Act Sederunt of the Session

Tune:
By: Robert Burns

In Edinburgh town they've made a law,
In Edinburgh at the Court o' Session,
That standing pricks a fauteors a',
And guilty of a high transgression.

Chorus:
Act Sederunt o' the Session,
Descreet o' the Court o' session;
The rogues in pouring tears shall weep,
By Act Sederunt o' the session

And they've provided dungeons deep,
Ilk lass has ane in her possession:
Until the wretches wail and weep,
There shall they lie for their transgression.

Glossary:

• Act Sederunt - A piece of general legislation under Scottish law
• fauteors a' - offenders all
• Ilk lass has one - every lass has one

Keywords: Scot, genitals, penis