Iguana Update - 24 Oct 98

IGUANA UPDATE

From: [email protected]
Date: Sat, 24 Oct 1998 13:13:41 EDT
Subject: Iguana 69-25 San Fran Notes ...

Hey Iguana 69-25 Hashers:

Hope you have your costume together. I am still planning mine ... (Maybe I'll just go nekkid ... butt, probably too cold!)

Friday Night Pub Crawl start has been changed to 6:30 pm somewhere. I forwarded a message to most of ya'll on Thursday about that. More details are on the web page, and at check in starting at around 4:30 on the beach somewhere close to the hotel. Info at front desk of Roberts on the Bitch ...

REMEMBER: We are having Erections for Relgious Advisor on Friday Night at the LAST BAR. RA could be Female or Male, butt you gotta do it in a Big Way.

Attached is a the art from the Left Chest of the Iguana Shirt. I think you'll like them ... they are very warm.

Like you care: I'm not responsible for you if you get kicked out of the hotel, bars, jail, or anywhere else. Good luck 2 Guys!

When people ask "Who is in Charge Here?" ... the response is NOT SmegmaBalls! The response is: breaking into a chant of Cum Baa Yaa i.e. Someone's Calling Lord, Cum Baa Yaa, Someone's Calling Lord, Cum Baa Yaa .... and look upwards to the sky not hearing their question. If they threaten to kill you, tell them RONG JON is in control. Thanks. Remember ... CUM BAA YAA ... not SMEG!

If you're from a warm climate, be sure to bring wind breakers or warm clothing. We'll have a lot of "outdoor" time as well as "indoor" time.

I know a lot of ya'll are sexual beings, so if we don't see you after the check in, well, hope you have a good few days of whips and chains and, and, whatever you do. (You know who you are!)

If anyone is FREE, as in AVAILABLE for getting laid this weekend, you should post it to the email list attached. Its always more convenient to know who is "do-able". Alternatively, you can just send an EMAIL to this address, and I'll make note of it! ...

We have about 30 Iguana Virgins this hash, so be sure to "break them in". Caution: Many of them are expecting to get laid. Some have openly told me that this is their "coming out of hibernation hash"

Please honor the adage, "WHAT GOES ON THE ROAD, STAYS ON THE ROAD". This encourages a more free thinking Iguana society.

Oh, and don't forget to "toe suck" any of the harriettes or harriers who are with the Gypsies or the San Francisco hash ... to thank them for their help.

Have a good week.

ON FUCKING ON
SMEGMABALLS

Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1998 00:27:20 EDT
To: <Frisky Iguana eMail List>
Subject: You're Going to San Francisco!

Hel-lo Frisky Iguanas!

Welcome to your first broadcast email for the Frisky Iguana, # 69-25 in San Francisco, October 30 and 31 and November 1st.

First, expect a very busy weekend while attending this Iguana. We are having a lot of our "events" at places other than the hotels. Sorry, it won't be like in Taos where we ruled the city ... we owned them!

Butt, we should have a blast partying with the Gypsies, the SF Hash, and the girls at the titty bars. Please, no handcuffs this time!

Remember that its going to be a bit "chilly" depending on where you are cumming from. Average October high temps are about 68 F and average lows are about 55 F. But check the weather forecast before you fly or drive out.

Also, note that Saturday Nights Pub Crawl (October 31) is a COSTUME pub crawl. I don't have a costume yet, but I'll find one soon. I recommend that all harriettes dress up like little French Maids ... my house will be very, very dirty!

Can we all just GIVE IN, and dress up Like Monica Lewinsky? What if we had 100 Monica Lewinskys? Could be the first annual San Francisco Monica Lewinsky hash! Don't forget the BLUE cum-stained dress. Ha!

Please go to our web page for the latest updates. Zippy has been keeping that page pretty much up to date. I think we have about 65 or so registered thus far. Expecting about 80, plus those who are from San Fran that haven't registered.

Check in will be on the beach across the street from Roberts on the Beach at between 4 and 6:30 pm. Pub crawl to start around 7pm or so on Friday.

Oh yea, please try to not get us kicked out of this hotel. We only have about 50 percent of the rooms for the Iguana. At check in, please tell them if you would like a QUIET room or a NOISY room. Hopefully, they'll put the NOISY people together somewhere. No hot tub exists at Roberts, but I heard there is one at the Days Inn and one of the others close by. Ocean Park is very conservative, please don't screw with that hotel. Focus night activity on the beach at the BonFire, okay?

Shirts are long sleeve, lined Henley, natural color, with very interesting art on back, sleeve, and front pocket. A few special shirts are available (only 10) with the same design, but its a more costly shirt by WEK. Those are an additional $10 to those that want them, sorry I can't hold them (unless we're trading for female sex). First cum, First to get shirts.

If you have any questions, feel free to email me at this address or [email protected]

ON ON
SMEGMA BALLS
IGUANA GM, Acting RA