THURSDAY
Morning, April 29th:
Snorkeling trip
leaving around 10 am returning around 2:30 pm or so.
We'll have a
Central Location, hopefully at Royal Grove lobby
desk, regarding weekend events.
THURSDAY
Afternoon, April 29th:
We'll have
check in for your shirt and gimmes at between 4:30
and 6 pm, by the pool. Remember, don't tell the
ho-tel management you are with a group. Just tell
them we are a group of religous zealots who are on a
journey ... we don't know where to ...
THURSDAY
Evening, April 29th:
Evening Pub
Crawl and Get to Know the Local Hashers.
This MAY Start is at Cajun
Mama's, a favorite hash dive bar located at 339
Saratoga Rd Shop 28, across the street from the Post
Office. Check
at the Royal Grove with Smegma Ball (Rick Perkins)
for last munute changes!
Hashers are to
meet at 6PM, (won't leave Cajun Mama's until about
6:30 pm). Its a short walk/crawl/jog from the hotels.
There will be a trail from the hash hotel to Cajun
Mama's (or wherever the start may be).
Thursday night
would be a good night to lay an islander, externals
preferred so we can pass them around for the weekend.
The code is "Sha Bang!" when you are ready
to pass.
FRIDAY
Day, April 30th
Snorkeling
trip leaving around 10 am returning around 2:30 pm or
so.
"Registration
by the Pool, if they haven't kicked us out, between
9:00 and 10:00 am" Beer coolers will be
strategically placed in 2 or 3 hashers rooms for the
weekend. We do NOT have a Hashpatality
suite because we don't want to focus all hashers in
one spot. We'll need volunteers to host the beerfor
at least a night, then on to another room. This is
the Roaming Iguana Beer Cooler Policy. Coolers of
canned beer will be available on and off during the
day, however, don't rely on them all day, and please DON'T BREAK INTO A ROOM TO
GET TO THE BEER!
FRIDAY
Evening, April 30th
Full Moon hash starting in Waikiki, short trail, lots
of fun. Many local Aloha Hashers will cum out for
this, so maybe you can lay a local hasher ...
hopefully they have harriettes there too! Opening of
the Iguana Lu Lu weekend, circle up, preliminary down
downs, etc. (Sha Bang!)
SATURDAY
"Morning", May 1st
You Eat Breakfast on your own, don't forget! You
probably won't eat again for several hours.
Registration could be available if you are a late
arriving wanker or wankette, probably between 9 am
and 10 am. BUTT PAINTING will be from 9:30 am to
about 11:30 am. You can start earlier if you like,
the night before? Not sure what time the TRAIL will
be, but it's on the Ewa Plain (Hawaii equivalent of a
desert) with 5 hares. There will be a Turkey (short
trail) and an Eagle (long tail). A lot of this is
still in the works for now. Stay tuned. There will be
an end of trail with Circle...first Aloha then
Iguana.
The night party could be after the trail, or it could
be later, we don't know yet. Aloha hashers are being
very careful on their selection of the end. But its
going to be good, shit, you're in Hawaii!
SATURDAY Night, May 1st
Saturday
night will be a mystery. You will probably find your
own way. There will be no controlling what you do or
where you go. You could be at the Hash Party. You
could be in the jungle getting laid. You could be on
the beach, laying on the sand, with Tiki torches, and
half naked Hawaiian chicks caressing your private
parts, you could be face down in the dirt dreaming
all of this ... but, you WILL BE THERE! (I recommend
trying to stay awake.)
VERY
LATE SATURDAY NIGHT / VERY EARLY SUNDAY MORNING
Sometimes, there is a naked hash. But please don't
run it at the HOTEL! Go to another Hotel, a nice one,
and run it around there! When they ask you where you
are staying, say the MARRIOT! Okay? Really, don't run
the naked hash at OUR HOTEL, go elsewhere! How about
on the beach? How about at the Sheraton? or the
Hyatt! Ha! NOT at OUR HOTEL! K?
SUNDAY Morning, May 2nd
Wake
up. Look to your left then to your right. Find
something to eat. Then go have breakfast. Prepare for
the Infamous "Titty Bar, Couch Dance, Hangover
Hash" probably starting at around 10:30 am,
whereafter we'll have a circle, Circle of Shirt, and
then progress into a local TittY Bar to dance for the
locals ... go boys, go girls, ... or we'll just watch
and then go out to the beach. Whatever. It won't
matter at this point. We'll have the closing Down
Downs of Iguana Lu Lu and off with cha! Off to the
Islands. or wherever. ON Frickin' ON.