WHEN: Thursday, January 29 through Sunday, February 1, 1998

WHERE: Cabo San Lucas, Mexico
(vocabulary list at end of this flyer)

COST: $40.00, includes muchas cervezas y otras sorpresas.

HOW: Use this Registration Form

WHAT'S HAPPENING:

• Thursday. Pre-lewd (probably will include beer drinking and hellraising.
• Friday. Pub Crawl? (with an introductory course in butt painting, with guest professor Dr. Smegma Balls)
• Saturday. Main hash (full course in butt painting)
• Sunday. Hangover titty-bar hash.

The hash hotel will be the Mar de Cortez and runs for $US47.00/night with two double beds. It's close to the beach, butt has no hot tub. Hashers are more than welcome to secure a costlier hotel room with hot tub, so that we can crash it!

For reservations at the Mar de Cortez, contact Kathleen "Save My Stool" Allen at (619) 602-1341 or eMail <[email protected]>

TRANSPORTATION:

Cabo San Lucas is accessible by air from most major cities in the United States by Alaska Airlines, America West, Continental, and United Airlines flying to the Los Cabos International Airport (SJD). From Los Angeles, the flying time is approximately 2 hours.

Since airfares change from moment to moment for no apparent reason, it's very advisable to book your flights NOW!

Past Iguanas have been held in Sedona, Tucson(2), Albuqueerque, Las Vegas(2), San Diego(3), Puerto Penasco(6), Nogales, Grand Canyon(3), Durango, Flagstaff, and Austin.

For any of the missing details, contact Koresh <[email protected]>or Smegma Balls <[email protected]>

Phrases you may need to know:

Soy una Iguana. ¿Donde esta la cerveza?
I'm an Iguana. Where's the beer?

¿Qual es la problema, senor policia?
What seems to be the problem, officer?

¡Bese me culo!
Kiss my ass!

¿Donde esta el bano?
Where's the bathroom?

Un otra cerveza, por favor.
Another beer, please.

¿Donde estanlos borachederos?
Where are the crazy drunks?

Remova se ropa ahorita.
Take off your clothes, now.

Si, soy un hombre de culo
Yes, I'm an ass man.

EnEn!
On-On!

ZiPpY tc, Monday, January 19, 1998