Year 2000
P2H4 Election Results
  Tot Pct
Beermeister    
Aqua Lungs 27 54.0%
Erection Master/WFC 22 44.0%
Rat's Ass 1 2.0%
Total 50 100.0%
     
Grand Master    
Lip Lock Me 22 44.0%
Damn Little 19 38.0%
Hand Job 9 18.0%
Total 50 100.0%
     
Haberdasher    
Rat's Ass 20 40.0%
Stumpy Worm 18 36.0%
Damn Little 12 24.0%
Total 50 100.0%
     
Hare Raiser    
Slug Sucker 50 100.0%
Total 50 100.0%
     
Hash Cash    
Grit in Her Slit 41 82.0%
Muscle Twat 9 18.0%
Total 50 100.0%
     
Hash Flash    
KeepsITup 47 94.0%
It's Too Long 3 6.0%
Total 50 100.0%
     
Hash Harlot    
Grit/Humidr/Phantom 44 88.0%
Gender Quentionable 2 4.0%
Phantom Pussy 1 2.0%
Aqua Lungs 1 2.0%
Lassie Licker 1 2.0%
ZiPpY tC 1 2.0%
Total 50 100.0%
     
Hash Horn    
Barnacle Bob 50 100.0%
Total 50 100.0%
     
Hash Mouth    
Chuck E Cheeks 48 96.0%
LipLockMe 2 4.0%
Total 50 100.0%
     
Hashit Keeper    
KeepsITup 49 98.0%
ItsTooLong 1 2.0%
Total 50 100.0%
     
On-Sec    
ZiPpY tC 50 100.0%
Total 50 100.0%
     
Religious Adv    
Pee Wee 44 88.0%
Muscle Twat 6 12.0%
Total 50 100.0%
     
Songmeister    
Stumpy Worm 38 76.0%
Barnacle Bob 10 20.0%
Gas Ass 1 2.0%
Chuck E Cheeks 1 2.0%
Total 50 100.0%